Michael F. Strong

UFC Champion Has Plan to Avoid Alien Abduction

Georges St-Pierre has a plan to avoid alien abduction.

According to his trainer and coach, the practically undefeated MMA legend says that he has always feared being abducted by aliens and having his memory wiped.

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Firas Zahabi, St-Pierre’s long-time trainer said on Joe Rogan’s podcast that his star pupil feared being abducted by aliens and took action by putting a foam roller by his door.

“He’s such a nutcase, Georges,” the trainer said of the 38-year-old St-Pierre, who has battled anxiety. “He’s crazy. He always tells me, ‘So many crazy characters in MMA.’ You’re the craziest one of all! ‘Oh, no!’”

Zahabi told Rogan, “I share a hotel room with him many times. He puts a foam roller up against the door like this. I move it, I put it away. ‘No, bro, leave it there!’ For what? ‘In case the aliens get us.’ He’ll know the next day because the foam roller was moved.”

Rogan asked, Zahabi, “Jesus Christ, doesn’t he think the aliens can come through the walls. How are they taking him out? Taking him through the hallway holding his hand?”

Zahabi said, “Because they wipe his memory after. But he’ll know because they don’t know he put the foam roller there. So when they move it, it’s a cue for him to remember.”

You would think that a person with St-Pierre’s fighting skills would not have to worry about being abducted by aliens, or anyone else. He only lost twice in a nearly 30-year career, before walking away from the ring in November 2017.

What do you think of St-Pierre’s plan? Do you have your own contingency plan against alien abduction, if so, what is it? Reply in the comments below.

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